I lug the turkey from the supermarket to the car by myself ... I still have to vacuum and make the pie and the cranberry sauce and …” “Oh, I was just going to ask if you put butter under the skin,” he ...
Read on for a compilation of Turkey Day quotes that you're bound to be thankful for. “I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson “There ...
These are the only three rules you need to remember for a crisp-skinned, juicy, and perfectly seasoned Thanksgiving turkey. Bonus: They apply to weeknight chicken, too.