These are the UK's top jokes so far ... A man goes to the doctor and says: 'Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.' The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
But 47 per cent of people who visited the LaughLab website, where all the jokes are being rated, gave it top marks. 'I'm slightly surprised it is doing so well,' he added. 'But a lot of humour ...
Basingstoke's MP was featured in a joke on a BBC comedy panel show about the news. Every Friday evening, comedians and celebrities are quizzed on the week's top headlines on Have I Got News For You.