Got dad jokes? Well, you do now ... What did the pirate say on his birthday? “Aye, matey!” I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.” What's a witch's favorite subject ...
So, Alan, what's blue and not very heavy? I don't know. Light blue? Oh. Oh, is this tequila? Yeah. I think I'm allergic to tequila. Are you really? That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.
It's time we admit something we all know to be true: dad jokes are some of the best jokes going. Yes, they're sometimes so cringe they cause the biggest of eye rolls, but that's also kinda why we ...
I was raised an only child, which I think was really hard for my sister. Alright. Yeah. I think I'm having a reaction. Are you OK? That is fine. I swear. Yeah.