Hey Reddit, what’s your best dirty joke? : r/AskReddit
网页She goes to open the door and sitting on her stoop is an older man with no arms and no legs. The man says, "I'm here to respond to your ad." The woman says, "But you've got no arms!" to which the man replies, "So I cannot hit you." The woman figures he's right, but says, "And you've got no legs!"
r/DadJokes - the best (and worst) Dad Jokes on reddit
网页Jokes posted must be dad jokes. Definition: A dad joke is a short joke, typically a pun, presented as a one-liner or a question and answer. Dad jokes are either told with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction to its overly-simplistic humor. Jokes not considered dad jokes may be removed at the moderators ...
What is your best dirty joke? - r/AskReddit
网页2021年12月6日 · Not really dirty but: A Frenchman, an Englishman, an old maid, and a attractive young blonde are sharing a train car. At one point the train goes through a tunnel putting the entire car into pitch black darkness. There is a loud smack sound and when the train leaves the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his cheek.
I'm looking for as many dirty nun jokes as possible and ... - Reddit
网页2015年1月16日 · Thank you and I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to ask things like this here. For your help I'll give you a nun joke.
Dirty Dad Jokes - Reddit
网页Family Feud Question: I dated him for 2 years and never knew her BLANK was fake. Me: Maybe Gender. Maybe she's a man. Dad: If you've been dating for 2 years and think her gender is fake, you got problems. If you touch down there and you feel balls down there, you got a big problem. 5 1.
Reddit, I think its about time we had another DIRTY jokes marathon.
网页2010年7月1日 · A man and a women were flying in a plane when the Captain announced that they are gonna crash. Hearing this the women looked at the man with lust in her eyes and said " Make me feel like a real woman before we die". The man removed his pants threw it at the woman and said " Go wash the damn pants". Three nuns are standing in …
Call for your most offensive religious jokes : r/atheism - Reddit
网页2010年12月14日 · Two priests walk into a bathroom to take a piss. One priest looks down at the other priest and asks why he has a nicotine patch on his dick. The other priests replies, "I'm down to a couple butts a day". A Catholic priest in New Orleans had tickets to the NFC Championship game against the Vikings last year.
What's the best dirty joke you've ever heard? : r/AskReddit
网页First dirty joke I ever heard as a kid. Had no idea what it meant at the time... Three women are bragging about their sex lives at a bar. Woman 1: I'm so loose, my guy can fit his fist inside me. Woman 2: I'm so loose, my man can fit his arm inside me. Woman 3 just smiles and slides down the bar stool. 3.
Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted
网页panfried. •. A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am.
Dirty jokes with my mom : r/funny - Reddit
网页2023年10月16日 · White, midwest-USA redneck upbringing. My mom would tell me jokes like this. I'd imagine about half our best moments have been primarily dirty jokes and out-of-pocket comments over the years. Granted, if I rolled into the kitchen with my phone recording while my mom was trying to do anything in there, she'd absolutely threaten to …